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T-Shirt — "Malört: These Pants Won't Sh*t Themselves" Retro Ad Graphic
T-Shirt — "Malört: These Pants Won't Sh*t Themselves" Retro Ad Graphic
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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings soft, lived-in comfort to everyday wear while showcasing a bold, tongue-in-cheek design that sparks smiles. The front chest features a small vintage-style logo, while the back presents a retro ad graphic with playful, irreverent copy and a bottle illustration. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton feels substantial yet broken-in thanks to post-construction dyeing and a relaxed cut that layers well under jackets or stands alone. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, this shirt ages gracefully — the dye and tubular construction create subtle color variation and a clean, seam-free silhouette. For people who favor comfort with personality, this tee pairs easily with denim, workwear, or weekend lounge outfits and carries a brand of humor that fits casual hangouts, road trips, or low-key nights out.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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